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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:57

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Are the seasons in Ireland different from those in Scotland, England, and Wales? Or are they just milder versions of each other?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

In what ways does Islam oppress women?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are the similarities and differences between the policies of Democrats and Republicans currently?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.